My husband cracks me up. I think I'm going to have to start posting Joel-isms on the blog. Maybe you had to be there. His comedic timing is just classic.

"Ya, because if Kerry had won the birds would be singing, and everyone in the Middle East would be holding hands and singing 'Kum Ba Yah'."
-Joel's response to a Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper sticker

"Where's the joy in my life? Look at her eye (pointing to Marie) and her hair (pointing to Renee)."
-Joel's comment (in jest) today at lunch. I was stealing his popcorn, Marie has a nasty case of pink eye, and Renee was being an adorably sweet baby with a head full of ridiculous hair.